The Little Human

There's a chubby little human that lives at my house. It screams a LOT! It used to avoid me but now it thinks that it can pick my up by my ear, my tail, my whiskers... I don't understand what happened! I used to be able to walk anywhere I wanted, eat anything I wanted, and now... well, it grabs anything it wants! Scream, yank, chase, HELP!!! I'm plotting my revenge!!!

One day I ran up and bit it on the round part of it's face... what a screech it let out then! I thought it would have been my revenge but aparently this tiny human is SMART! Maybe when it's dirty one day I'll shed all over it and give it fur... see how it likes that! Just have to watch out for those hands, it is good at hitting EVERYONE with whatever it's holding...

I must perfect my running and jumping skills! One day I'll climb the curtains and laugh at it hard! Mom/Dad save me please!!!